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DELTRON 3030 RECOMMENDED: QUADRUPLE THREAT, HAIKU STYLE

This is a big summer for album releases.  Besides the onslaught of awesome indie albums that have come out or are coming out we have some good hip-hop releases to spend our summer with. I’d ask my two rap experts to give us their take on a few of these hot hip hop albums but it would seem like a waste of time. If you don’t know what to expect from MIA, The Roots, Big Boi, and Eminem then you should probably go ahead and pass on these albums and go spend your hard earned money elsewhere. Might I suggest Magic Mountain?

I shan’t pretend to be a rap expert here. You’d see right through that…and it would be a rambling mess.  Instead I’ll go ahead and provide my quick take of each big album, haiku style:

MIA - “Maya”

“Gal is so earnest
smoking the pineapple express
look in the mirror

Highlights:”Born Free,” “Teqkilla,” “Lovalot,” “Tell Me Why”

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The Roots – “How I Got Over”

“Fallon laughs a lot,
the Roots are hardly a joke
The fire burns so bright “

Highlights: “Dear God 2.0,” “The Fire,” “Right On”

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Big Boi – “Sir Lucious Left Foot: The Son of Chico Dusty”

“Outkast is over
No Dre makes for a weird world
Stank is forever!”

Highlights: “Follow Us,” “Shutterbug,” Be Still,” “Turn Me On”

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Eminem – “Recovery”

Recovered? Hardly
Please stop guessing who is back
Mathers don’t matter”

Highlights: “Not Afraid,” “No Love,” “Cinderella Man”

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