<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?>
<rss version="2.0"
	xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"
	xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/"
	xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/"
	xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"
	xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/"
	xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/"
	>

<channel>
	<title>Traffik &#187; You Can&#8217;t Spell Acerbic Without Eric</title>
	<atom:link href="http://www.intraffik.com/blog/tag/you-cant-spell-acerbic-without-eric/feed/" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" />
	<link>http://www.intraffik.com/blog</link>
	<description></description>
	<lastBuildDate>Wed, 01 Feb 2012 20:09:42 +0000</lastBuildDate>
	
	<language>en</language>
	<sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod>
	<sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency>
			<item>
		<title>OUT OF ORDER AND FROM THE ARCHIVES: CLASSIFY THIS!</title>
		<link>http://www.intraffik.com/blog/2011/07/12/you-cant-spell-acerbic-without-eric-classify-this/</link>
		<comments>http://www.intraffik.com/blog/2011/07/12/you-cant-spell-acerbic-without-eric-classify-this/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Jul 2011 17:22:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eric Summer</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Music]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[You Can't Spell 'Acerbic' Without Eric Column]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[B Minor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bach]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Baroque]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Beatles]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Beethoven]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Brian Eno]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Carl Orff]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Carmina Burana]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Classical]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[David Bowie]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Debussy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Douglas Adams]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Drang]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Eric Summer]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Faulkner]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[George Lucas]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[George Martin]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Goethe]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Handel]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[J.R.R. Tolkien]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Jackson Pollock]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Johann Sebastian Bach]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Jonas Brothers]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Joyce]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Karlheinz Stockhausen]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Katzenjammer]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Klang]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Liszt]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Mahler]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Mozart]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Nirvana]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Prokofiev]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Ravel]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Romantic Era]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Schoenberg]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Second Viennese School]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[St. Matthews Passion]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Stravinsky]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Sturm]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Telemann]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Sorrows of Young Werther]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Thunderdome]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Vivaldi]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Wilhelm Friedemann Bach]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[You Can't Spell Acerbic Without Eric]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.intraffik.com/blog/?p=3444</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Originally published 10/27/ 2009
The death of Johann Sebastian Bach in 1750 was a solemn occasion indeed. It would have to have been&#8211;it&#8217;s hard to imagine anything more solemn than a German funeral. Germany, and certainly all of Europe, mourned the passing of one of the greatest paragons of artistic achievement they&#8211;and, assuredly, the world&#8211;had ever [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://www.intraffik.com/blog/2011/07/12/you-cant-spell-acerbic-without-eric-classify-this/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>SIRIA&#8217;S FAVORITE TRAffIK POSTS OF 2009&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.intraffik.com/blog/2010/01/05/sirias-favorite-traffik-posts-of-2009/</link>
		<comments>http://www.intraffik.com/blog/2010/01/05/sirias-favorite-traffik-posts-of-2009/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Jan 2010 06:12:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Siria</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Life in TRAFFiK]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[2009]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[2010]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Amanda Jones]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[best of]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Del LeFevre]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Deltron 3030]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Deltron 3030 Recommended]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Eric Summer]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Gimme Gimme Schlock Treatment]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Notes from Vivace]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Out to See]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Siria]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Siria Contreras]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[TRAffIK]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[You Can't Spell Acerbic Without Eric]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.intraffik.com/blog/?p=4048</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[The following were some of my favorite posts from some of the contributors on this site  in the past year, I hope you enjoy them as much as I did: 

(Not in any particular order, click on links to read the full column entry)
]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://www.intraffik.com/blog/2010/01/05/sirias-favorite-traffik-posts-of-2009/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>2</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Why I Don’t Do This Anymore, Part II: Eric’s Breaking Point!</title>
		<link>http://www.intraffik.com/blog/2009/12/07/you-cant-spell-acerbic-without-eric-why-i-don%e2%80%99t-do-this-anymore-part-ii-eric%e2%80%99s-breaking-point/</link>
		<comments>http://www.intraffik.com/blog/2009/12/07/you-cant-spell-acerbic-without-eric-why-i-don%e2%80%99t-do-this-anymore-part-ii-eric%e2%80%99s-breaking-point/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Dec 2009 19:25:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eric Summer</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Music]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[You Can't Spell 'Acerbic' Without Eric Column]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[You Can't Spell 'Acerbic' without Eric]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Eric Summer]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[John Legend]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[John Lennon]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[You Can't Spell Acerbic Without Eric]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.intraffik.com/blog/?p=3538</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[So if there’s a lesson buried somewhere in this mess, I guess it’s this: musicians are miserable bastards, and to be avoided at all cost.  But if you’ve gotta be one, not because it’s cool or fun or to make money but because you have <em>no other choice</em>, because your only two options in life are either play music or die a miserable wasting death, prepare for it to suck for a while.  And then it’ll suck even <em>more</em> for a while longer.  Then there’ll be a period of lighter suck, with a heavy suck front moving in later.  But truly miserable bastards will learn to love the suck, and then everything will be fine.  And since I'm once again reaching a state of word-meltdown, I'll explain all about that in two weeks.  Isn’t that something to look forward to?   ]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://www.intraffik.com/blog/2009/12/07/you-cant-spell-acerbic-without-eric-why-i-don%e2%80%99t-do-this-anymore-part-ii-eric%e2%80%99s-breaking-point/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Why I Don’t Do This Stuff Anymore (Part I)</title>
		<link>http://www.intraffik.com/blog/2009/11/10/you-cant-spell-acerbic-without-eric-why-i-don%e2%80%99t-do-this-stuff-anymore-part-i/</link>
		<comments>http://www.intraffik.com/blog/2009/11/10/you-cant-spell-acerbic-without-eric-why-i-don%e2%80%99t-do-this-stuff-anymore-part-i/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Nov 2009 22:32:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Music]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[You Can't Spell 'Acerbic' Without Eric Column]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[You Can't Spell 'Acerbic' without Eric]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Eric Summer]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[You Can't Spell Acerbic Without Eric]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.intraffik.com/blog/?p=3492</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[So, what does one do when one’s just finished a degree or two in music?  It may come as a surprise, but the combination of writing sort-of-amusing internet columns, doing a sort-of-amusing internet radio show, and crowbarring an instrument usually exclusive to classical music into an indie-rock context, all largely pro bono, are not among the standard career paths for music school graduates.  Can’t imagine why, really, but “Musical Polemics 401,” “Handjob Jokes: A Musicological Primer,” and “Smoke Your Way to a Radio Voice” are not on the curricula of most accredited music schools. But with music schools churning out eager graduates at the rate of hapless thousands each year, all of whom are forced to compete with previous years’ hapless thousands for about four jobs nationwide, one has to get a bit creative if one doesn’t want to end up blowing that treasure trove of musical information out the back of one’s head and all over that nice clean diploma. ]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://www.intraffik.com/blog/2009/11/10/you-cant-spell-acerbic-without-eric-why-i-don%e2%80%99t-do-this-stuff-anymore-part-i/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>1</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>A Heartwarming Autobiographical Confession</title>
		<link>http://www.intraffik.com/blog/2009/10/13/you-cant-spell-acerbic-without-eric-a-heartwarming-autobiographical-confession/</link>
		<comments>http://www.intraffik.com/blog/2009/10/13/you-cant-spell-acerbic-without-eric-a-heartwarming-autobiographical-confession/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Oct 2009 19:19:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eric Summer</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Life]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[You Can't Spell 'Acerbic' Without Eric Column]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Autobiography]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Berloz]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Dr. Doty]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Dr. Jeffrey Showell]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Eric Summer]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Garrison Keillory]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Herald in Italy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Missoula]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Montana]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Star Wars]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[University of Arizona]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Viola]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Yoda]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[You Can't Spell Acerbic Without Eric]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.intraffik.com/blog/?p=3390</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[The effective confessional autobiography is something few people can pull off convincingly.  It's a tricky tightrope to walk--do jokes diminish it?  Does a tone of humility make it sound false?  Is there too much self-importance in it to be effective?  But whatever the consequence, which may involve people typing "fail" onto a computer somewhere, I think I'm gonna have to attempt a little bit of it.  Because in a few days (at least a week ago, by the time this sees the light of computer screens across the internet), my first viola teacher will be 100 years old, and the reaching of an age one can, without grammar-fascist reprisal, type in <em>numeral</em> form (instead of spelling it out in words) is a pretty significant event.]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://www.intraffik.com/blog/2009/10/13/you-cant-spell-acerbic-without-eric-a-heartwarming-autobiographical-confession/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Music as Background Noise</title>
		<link>http://www.intraffik.com/blog/2009/09/22/you-cant-spell-acerbic-without-eric-music-as-background-noise/</link>
		<comments>http://www.intraffik.com/blog/2009/09/22/you-cant-spell-acerbic-without-eric-music-as-background-noise/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Sep 2009 19:22:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eric Summer</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Music]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[You Can't Spell 'Acerbic' Without Eric Column]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Background Music]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Eric Summer]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Film Scoring]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Golden Retrievers]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Hollywood]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[iPod]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[John Williams]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[MTV]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Opera]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Soundtrack]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Soundtracks]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Star Wars]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[You Can't Spell Acerbic Without Eric]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.intraffik.com/blog/?p=3259</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Cast your mind back a few weeks.  The air was cleaner, the world made sense, and herds of adorable golden retriever puppies roamed the streets spreading good will.  And a younger, fresher-faced Eric Summer wrote an internet column which happened to mention that he thought most people didn't really like music all that much--that they regarded it as little more than background noise.
]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://www.intraffik.com/blog/2009/09/22/you-cant-spell-acerbic-without-eric-music-as-background-noise/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>On the Radio&#8230;YOU CAN&#8217;T SPELL &#8216;ACERBIC&#8217; WITHOUT ERIC</title>
		<link>http://www.intraffik.com/blog/2009/09/15/on-the-radio-you-cant-spell-acerbic-without-eric/</link>
		<comments>http://www.intraffik.com/blog/2009/09/15/on-the-radio-you-cant-spell-acerbic-without-eric/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Sep 2009 18:27:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Siria</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Music]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Podcast]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Uncategorized]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[You Can't Spell 'Acerbic' Without Eric Column]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Eric Summer]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[IsGood Radio]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Kiss or Kill Club]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Launchpad]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Maureen Shampine]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Mike TV]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Siria]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Siria Contreras]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[You Can't Spell Acerbic Without Eric]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.intraffik.com/blog/?p=3181</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[As some of you may be aware, some of the <strong>TRAffIK </strong>contributors have started their own internet radio shows Sundays on www.isgoodradio.com Here is the current schedule for now.
]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://www.intraffik.com/blog/2009/09/15/on-the-radio-you-cant-spell-acerbic-without-eric/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>My Music Reality Show Idea</title>
		<link>http://www.intraffik.com/blog/2009/09/15/you-cant-spell-acerbic-without-eric-my-music-reality-show-idea/</link>
		<comments>http://www.intraffik.com/blog/2009/09/15/you-cant-spell-acerbic-without-eric-my-music-reality-show-idea/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Sep 2009 08:45:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eric Summer</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Music]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[You Can't Spell 'Acerbic' Without Eric Column]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Arlo]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bravo]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Chopped]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Eric Summer]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Hell's Kitchen]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[LA Weekly]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Mac Dunlop]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Mike Schnee]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Pu$$ycow]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Sean Spillane]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Letter Openers]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Top Chef]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Top Chef Masters]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Underwater City People]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Viola]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Wormstew]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[You Can't Spell Acerbic Without Eric]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.intraffik.com/blog/?p=3179</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I know the TV people would probably want to choose the songwriters from a pool of super-famous, established album-sellers.  Which would probably mean that each week would be a competition between Kanye West, Bono, and Dave Matthews.  But I do not want to see that show.  No, on my show, the songwriters will be my friends and people I admire.  I've already got the first episode all thought out: it'll be <strong>Sean Spillane</strong>, formerly of <strong>Arlo</strong>, <strong>Jon Rustad</strong> from <strong>Underwater City People</strong>, <strong>Mike Schnee</strong> of <strong>Pu$$y Cow</strong> and <strong>Wormstew</strong> fame, and <strong>Mac Dunlop</strong> of the <strong>Letter Openers</strong>.  ]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://www.intraffik.com/blog/2009/09/15/you-cant-spell-acerbic-without-eric-my-music-reality-show-idea/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>4</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>New Maximum Donkey Two Ways</title>
		<link>http://www.intraffik.com/blog/2009/09/08/you-cant-spell-acerbic-without-eric-new-maximum-donkey-two-ways/</link>
		<comments>http://www.intraffik.com/blog/2009/09/08/you-cant-spell-acerbic-without-eric-new-maximum-donkey-two-ways/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Sep 2009 18:29:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eric Summer</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Music]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[You Can't Spell 'Acerbic' Without Eric Column]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[You Can't Spell 'Acerbic' without Eric]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Apples in Stereo]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bach]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Baroque]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Benny Chadwick]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Cruce Foxton]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Dylan Hay-Chapman]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Eric Summer]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Get Set Go]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Iron & Wine]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[IsGoodMusic]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[isgoodmusic.com]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Jeremy Keeler]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Kristin Cassidy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Lou Barlow]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Magnetic Fields]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Mick Ronson]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[New Maximum Donkey]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Pavement]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Pete Thomas]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Philip Glass]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Pitchfork]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Psychedelic Furs]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Raconteurs]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Saddle Creek]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Skip James]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Spaceland]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[squaretire music]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Steve Reich]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Steven Malkmus]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[the Beatles]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Decemberists]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Scene]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Tim McNair]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[You Can't Spell Acerbic Without Eric]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.intraffik.com/blog/?p=3101</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I've decided to try something a bit different this week. I'm going to write an overview of the New Maximum Donkey show I saw at the Scene last Friday (two Fridays ago, by the time you read this). But as an experiment, I'm going to do it two different ways: first the way I'd normally write something, and second in the manner of a "regular" rock writer/blogger. Who knows? Maybe the way they write things is just more effective at conveying this sort of thing, so I'm willing to try it out. Here goes:

]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://www.intraffik.com/blog/2009/09/08/you-cant-spell-acerbic-without-eric-new-maximum-donkey-two-ways/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>3</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Fetch Me My Box of Soap!</title>
		<link>http://www.intraffik.com/blog/2009/08/26/you-cant-spell-acerbic-without-eric-fetch-me-my-box-of-soap/</link>
		<comments>http://www.intraffik.com/blog/2009/08/26/you-cant-spell-acerbic-without-eric-fetch-me-my-box-of-soap/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Aug 2009 11:46:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eric Summer</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Music]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[You Can't Spell 'Acerbic' Without Eric Column]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Eric Summer]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Get Set Go]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[music fans]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Myspace]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pizza hut]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[soap box]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[social networking]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[torrent]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[You Can't Spell Acerbic Without Eric]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.intraffik.com/blog/?p=3020</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[However the question was framed, the message was crystal clear: "Why isn't your music free? Entertainment should be free!" The quick answer, of course, is "Good lord, that is insulting!" The long answer, naturally, would be "Because we spent years learning how to play our instruments and sing, and months writing and recording the album, and spent vast amounts of time and effort making it, and none of that is free! Now somebody bring me my goddamn naked girl grapes! And adjust my memory foam mattress; I still have to move my neck to see the TV!"
]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://www.intraffik.com/blog/2009/08/26/you-cant-spell-acerbic-without-eric-fetch-me-my-box-of-soap/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
	</channel>
</rss>

